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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、两个饺子结婚了。送走客人后,新郎回到卧室,发现床上躺着一个肉丸!新郎吓坏了,问新娘在哪里。肉丸害羞地说:“讨厌,别人脱衣服你都不认识!”!
2、妻子语录:允许你喝醉,允许你勾搭妹妹,但晚上必须回到妈妈身边。如果你敢伤我的心,伤我的肺,我妈妈一定会把你的第三条腿打残,这样你的鸟就可以永远睡觉了。

3、老两口去拍照时,摄影师问:“爷爷,你想当侧光、背光灯还是全光?”舅舅不好意思地说:“我不管。能不能给阿姨留一条短裤?”
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  • hepeilun 金币 +5 一代综师 2023-10-19 23:59

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