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[短篇] 笑话三則

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笑话三則

1.中午爸媽吵架後,老媽一抹淚兒,拿出手機叫了各種外賣,外賣到了後,老媽把廚櫃的盤子都拿出來,擺了滿滿一桌,把外賣全都倒盤子裏!
2.兒子上小學了,今天下午照常接熊孩子放學,他從學校出來看到我就大喊:我都長大了,已經上學了,以後你能不能不來接我啦?我感到很困惑,問他:為啥呀?別的同學想讓家長接還沒有條件呢!這時,兒子從書包裏掏出一遝子一元的錢拿給我看,說:你天天來接我放學,這些錢我什麼時候花呀?
3.今天和閨蜜逛街,腳都逛疼了,然後我們就坐的地鐵回去,結果地鐵上人很多沒有位置,我就在閨蜜耳邊輕聲抱怨道:“哎呀,我這個腳今天都走疼了!”閨蜜聽了突然大聲吼道:“什麼?你都懷孕快四個月啦?”我正一臉懵的時候,發現周圍有幾個人站起來給我讓座了。

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