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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

​​​笑话三则
1. 在近代以前,「秒」这么短的计时单位对人类几乎没什么用。

2.留声机发明之后,我们终于能知道别人耳中自己的声音是什么样了;但自己耳中自己声音听起来是什么样,别人却永远无法知道。 ​​​

3.gap year才是真正意义上的年假。

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