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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.我男朋友晚上睡觉打呼声音相当吵,经常害我睡不好觉。
今天和闺蜜出去逛街的时候,无意间把这件事跟闺蜜抱怨了几句。
闺蜜很自然的来了句:“是啊,他是这样的!”
说完还学了几声…当时我们都笑了。几秒钟后,四周顿时安静了许多……

2.“你长得怎么这么黑” “还不是为了能暗中保护你”

3.是富家千金,而他只是一个普通的酒店主厨,她经常去酒店吃饭,被他做的美食深深迷住。
终于有一天她鼓起勇气问他:“你愿意一辈子只为我一个人做饭吗?”
他憨憨的笑了,有些局促地点点头。
没过多久他走进了她的家门,成为了她的私人厨师。

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