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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一女新婚第二天头晕去看医生,医生问:何故?答曰:吃了20片避孕药。又问:为何不按说明书用药?又答:就是按说明书用药的,说明上写着一次一片。。
2、妻子说:‚我嫁给怪兽也比嫁给你好!‛ 丈夫说:‚可是法律不允许近亲结婚啊!
3、树上有两只小鸟,一只公的和一只母的,树下有只狼和一头羊,突然,狼把羊吃了,同时树上也发生了一件事情,那只公小鸟把母小鸟强奸了……你知道为什么吗?因为母小鸟说了一句话,它说:下面羊(痒)死了…

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