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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 爸爸:明明,你在学校乖不乖呀?
  小明:我很乖的,老师叫我干啥我就干啥?
  爸爸:哦,老师一般叫你干啥呢?
  小明:叫我滚出去!
  爸爸:…………
2。一天看到一对情侣买饮料,女的拧开瓶盖后:老公,再来一瓶是什么意思啊?那男的说:不知道。然后把瓶盖扔了就走了。
  这两傻货,我跑去捡过来:尼玛,谢谢品尝!
  远处飘来一句:看吧,我就知道有煞笔要捡
3. 老师:“你认识到上课睡觉的缺点了吗?”
  学生:“认识到了。”
  老师:“缺点是什么?”
  学生:“缺点是不如睡在床上舒服。”
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  • sdzzlihui 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2015-11-6 07:30

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小明在这里出现了,可以来多一点

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