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王二狗的媳妇打电话给王二狗说自己已怀孕两个月,二狗激动的去跟老板请假了。“老板,我想请假,我老婆怀孕两个月了,您看在我给您打工一年没回家,给我批十天假行吗?”“我给你一个月的假,另外把你所有工资都结了,在额外给你一万块,你去查查是谁干的!”
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