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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、什么是幸福?幸福就是猫吃鱼,狗吃肉,奥特曼打小怪兽!
2、深邃而扑朔迷离的眼神,每个人都怪怪的,校园里充满了同性恋的味道。
3、身体滚烫,欲望像烧开的水在身体里沸腾。可是他仅仅是爱抚、亲吻,像在案板上精心对待每一根蔬菜,切割、清洗,却总也不肯下锅。

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