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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 鐵礦生意

一大早刚到公司,就看到女主管发飙,不停骂人,摔东西,后来听同事讲,
女主管经人介绍相亲,媒人对她说男方家挺有实力,是做铁矿生意的,
后来处了一段时间才知道,对方家是收废铁的!

2.夫妻應聘

今天在公司负责招聘,来了夫妻俩应聘,俩人说想干保安和保洁,我忙拿资料让他们填,
等他们填完我傻眼了,男的说在家都是他搞卫生,所以想干保洁,女的胆大力气大,就想干保安!

3.女漢子

女汉子惹不起。那年,公司组织户外活动,突然下起大雨,一个女汉子同事给淋成落汤鸡,
冲到大巴车上避雨!就站在车上。我好心问她要不要坐会。
她以一个高八度的音调回应我:“坐你妹!姨妈巾都是水,一坐不爆的到处都是水”全车人鸦雀无声。

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