wz124120176 发表于 2023-5-3 10:05   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、女儿小小的年纪七岁半,却懂得不少。

有—天放学回家告诉我说:“我谈恋爱了。”

我问她:“恋爱的感觉是什麽?”

她说:“很甜蜜很甜蜜,每天跟自已喜欢的同学在一起,形影不离,心灵相通。”

哎,现在的电视让小孩增长了不少见识!

2、某明星:“感觉当个明星太难了,出席个活动,笑的太多了,人家说你犯傻,笑的少了,媒体说你耍大牌。”

朋友笑着说道:“那就不笑呗。”

此明星忙说道:“诶呦,你还敢不笑,那事更大了,媒体说你表情僵硬,说你又去打瘦脸针,整容了。”

3、一人路过一坟地,看见一火光像是传说中的鬼火!

胆小的他便拿了一块砖头扔了过去!

只见鬼火又飘到了另一个坟头,他心里更怕了,便又扔了一块砖头过去!

逐听人骂道:“你妈的!拉泡屎都不行!一根烟的功夫挨两砖头!”
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