Yqwww66217260 发表于 2023-5-5 22:18   只看TA 1楼

[短篇] 笑话三则

1.常常看見男生叫女生「小笨蛋」、「小傻瓜」,女生不但不生氣,還很害羞很開心的樣子,原來女生都喜歡這樣啊。。。於是我走到女神對她喊:"大傻B! "然後就沒有然後了………….

2.哎,最近天氣不好,又要讓司機送我回家。車還好,也就百來萬,但司機技術不好,走走停停。還很任性,從來不送我到家門口,以後再也不給他兩塊錢工資了。

3.經常去買魚,一般鯽魚在10塊錢一斤,今天變12了,我問:"魚價怎麼漲的這麼厲害"。
"因為煙價調了"。
"魚價和煙價有毛線關係"。
"我這個賣魚的、還有販魚的、養魚的都要抽煙的"。
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