nk37 发表于 2014-8-21 08:35   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 你肯定姓王吧！

一哥们儿请我到他家吃饭，席间他儿子对我说：“叔叔你长得好帅啊，
我长大也能这么帅吗？”
我看着他稚嫩的小脸，摸了摸他的头，宠溺道：“你长大后一定跟我一样帅！”
抬起头迎合他妈妈的目光，我们相视一笑。
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