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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.在路上,听到两个放学的小学生唱道:
“我在马路边捡到10块钱,把它交到网管帅哥手里面,帅哥拿着钱,对我把头点,我高兴的说了声,冲个会员”。

2.演唱会上,歌迷一起大叫“再来一个”。儿子问爸爸为什么他们这样大叫,爸爸说是因为歌星受欢迎,歌迷也十分开心。
不久,***妈生下了小妹妹,儿子十分高兴,在医院大叫:“再来一个!”

3.晚饭后,爸爸说:“儿子,走,跟老爸散步去。”儿子听了毫无反应,倒是家里的一条小狗立即跟着走了。
儿子的同学问:“你爸叫你,怎么不应声?”
“他是在叫他的狗儿子呢!”
“那你爸平时管你叫什么?”
这时,门外传来爸爸的声音:“兔崽子,要记着写作业!”

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