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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话一:
老师问小明:“如果你有一块糖,你愿意和别人分享吗?”
小明回答:“不愿意。”
老师很惊讶:“为什么呢?”
小明笑着说:“因为我只有一块糖。”

笑话二:
小杰对妈妈说:“妈妈,我今天在学校被称为‘风火轮’。”
妈妈关心地问:“真的吗?为什么?”
小杰得意地回答:“因为我跑得比风还快,一看到作业就火大。”

笑话三:
一位游客在公园里迷路了,就问旁边的大叔:“大叔,这条路怎么走出去?”
大叔一脸茫然地说:“这我可不清楚,我也是迷路的。”

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