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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.“老师,为什么有的人会早产?”
“因为他们不会等待就想先出来见世面。”

2.A: “我已经决定把我的仓鼠名字取为'小狗'了”
B: “为什么要取这个名字?”
A: “因为这样我就可以每天带着小狗去散步了。”

3.“我咳嗽有好几个星期了,该怎么办?”某人问医生。
医生回答:“那你先停止咳嗽,再去看医生。”

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