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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、男人喜欢女人的漂亮脸蛋,女人喜欢男人的甜言蜜语,所以女人学会了化妆,男人学会了撒谎。

2、朋友跟我哭诉,说因为太穷而经常失恋。我顿时对这个社会绝望了:同样是穷,凭什么他能有女朋友?

3、我是个比较成熟的人,像赌气不吃东西这种事都是吃饱后才做的。

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