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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.如果地球上出现了5000万只恐龙,人类会遭受怎样的灾难?
  难以对抗美食诱惑多吃了几碗饭。

2.贵的东西,除了贵没其他毛病。
  便宜的东西,除了便宜其他全是毛病。

3.你身上发生过什么特别小概率的事件?
   去网吧捡到一张身份证,三天后又去网吧,捡到了那个人的临时身份证。

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