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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.老师问小明:“小明,你爸爸是做什么工作的?” 小明回答:“我爸爸是个魔术师。” 老师好奇地问:“真的吗?那他最擅长哪个魔术?” 小明得意地说:“让钱消失的那种!”

2.为什么书本不会去健身房?因为它们怕增加页数!

3.有一天,两个西瓜在田里聊天。一个问:“你怎么长得那么胖?” 另一个答:“因为我每天都在水里泡着。” 第一个惊讶地问:“你也去游泳吗?” 另一个回答:“不,我是个泡西瓜!”

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